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"Just like I promised." 

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artchipel:

Silena Lambertini (Italy)

Silena Lambertini is a self-taught photographer based in Italy who creates amazing landscape photographs. With some post processing involved, the mystic light leaves a trail of the total silence.

© All images courtesy the artist

[more Silena Lambertini | artist found at A Lifetime Photography]

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artslant:

Researchers Discover Dozens of Lost Warhol Artworks on Floppy Disks! more here: http://bit.ly/1mDkAB0
(art: Andy Warhol, Andy2, 1985, ©The Andy Warhol Foundation for the Visuals Arts, Inc., courtesy of The Andy Warhol Museum) 

still pales in comparison to ringostarrart.com

artslant:

Researchers Discover Dozens of Lost Warhol Artworks on Floppy Disks! more here: http://bit.ly/1mDkAB0

(art: Andy Warhol, Andy2, 1985, ©The Andy Warhol Foundation for the Visuals Arts, Inc., courtesy of The Andy Warhol Museum) 

still pales in comparison to ringostarrart.com

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yvanduque:

http://fr.ulule.com/katarakt/

yvanduque:

http://fr.ulule.com/katarakt/

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laughingsquid:

Cotton Monster, A Unique Collection of Handmade Creatures Made From Recycled Clothing and Linens

laughingsquid:

Cotton Monster, A Unique Collection of Handmade Creatures Made From Recycled Clothing and Linens

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mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

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I’m a feminist but at some point we just need to back up and remember that HEY they are VIDEO GAMES AND NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REALISTIC 

You are literally applying real world standards to a game in which a fox fires a laser gun at a pink sphere with nubs for arms and legs in order to knock it off a floating platform and win the competition. 

I WANT SAMUS TO LOOK BADASS BECAUSE SHE’S A BOSS ASS BITCH PERSONALLY 

it doesn’t mean I want her to be overtly sexualized but I really don’t think that’s their end goal here. 

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rapeculturerealities:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Plus if it’s really that much of a problem masturbation is always an option.  Any dude who’d rather pressure someone into having sex against their will rather than masturbate is not only a terrible human being he’s a rapist and should be run from, quickly.

Yeah guys get told to think of math if they get turned on 

but sometimes math turns you on 

so we have no idea what to think of when that happens 

basically just walk it off that is literally the only option 

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captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

I dont know but it was magical

who the fuck let him down the rabbit hole 

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moarrrmagazine:

Fragment, by Matthias Heiderich (Berlin, Gernany)

Flyff Chinese Spinning Axe